This is a small, curated stash of interesting or amusing audio files. If you'd like to contribute, email chris@the-brannons.com.
The Chipmunks theme song, slowed down and pitch-corrected with mpv. If you have neurological audio processing issues like me, and you wanted to find out what they were going on about, now you can.
a related plaintext transcript with some blind geeks bantering about the chipmunks and other stuff on IRC. Nicknames other than mine are masked.
The "audio battle" of Windows screenreaders. No clue where I found it; it was making the rounds on the net over a decade ago. Preserved for posterity.
Sounds of American Doomsday Cults, Volume 14. This is audio from a service of the Church Universal and Triumphant, a syncretic US doomsday cult. They were heavily influenced by Theosophy. There are other sources for this audio on the net, notably from WFMU. Archived here, because I don't want to see it lost. I recommend track 4, wherein the wrath of Gawd is called down on many musicians and several movies, all mentioned by name. In a few cases, the entertainers' names are mispronounced quite hilariously.
The Piss Sermon, cribbed from youtube and converted to OGG for posterity. Lunatic preacher-man Steven L Anderson of the Faithful Word Baptist Church preachin' against men who sit down to piss.
The Ayds Candy Diet Plan. See the Wikipedia article about Ayds for more details.
According to urban legend, Corn Nuts ran a "bust a nut" ad campaign on radio in the 1990s that was banned in some markets: "Bust a Nut" version 1 and "Bust a Nut" alternate version.